Comedian Louis C.K. closed his 2013 comedy special Oh My God with a hilarious (albeit crude) bit called, “Of course . . . but maybe.” I thought it would be fun to apply the same thinking to personal finance and some of the situations we run into every day.

On sense of entitlement

Of course you deserve a vacation. You worked hard all year, and sure, while you didn’t make much progress paying off your credit card debt, and your New Year’s resolution to reign-in the impulse shopping was busted by February, a week spent soaking up the tropical sun will re-charge your batteries and give you a fresh start on your financial goals.

But maybe you shouldn’t add to your debt-misery by putting that all-inclusive resort vacation on your credit card. Maybe burying your head in the sand won’t make your financial problems go away. Maybe you should hold off on the tropical vacation for a year or two while you get a handle on your finances. Maybe then you can truly say, “I deserve this.

On education and doing what you love

Of course you should go to University and study whatever you want. Of course you should find your passion, however long it takes. You can be whatever you want. You can do whatever you want. Post secondary education is an investment in your future.

Related: When doing what you love doesn’t pay the bills

But maybe spending $100,000 and eight-years of your life on that double-major in history and fine arts, only to spend the next few years working as a Starbucks barista, wasn’t the wisest use of your time and money.

On investing in mutual funds

Of course mutual funds offer an easy way for investors to put their hard-earned savings into a diversified basket of stocks and bonds. You can start investing with as little as $25 per month and build up your portfolio without any transaction costs.

But maybe you didn’t notice the annual management expense ratio eating into your returns. Maybe, as Vanguard founder Jack Bogle estimates, the 2.5 percent a year in fees over a typical investor’s lifetime means that an astounding 80% of compounding returns ends up in the hands of the manager, not the investor. And maybe your financial advisor is really a salesperson in disguise, recommending funds that may not be in your best interest.

On insurance needs

Of course you should buy insurance to protect your loved ones in case something terrible should happen to you. Of course you want to provide for your dependents in case you die or become disabled.

Related: 5 myths about insurance

But maybe asking your insurance broker if you need insurance is like asking your barber if you need a haircut. Maybe if you are single and have no dependents you might not need life insurance. Maybe a simple term life insurance policy that pays off your debts and provides 5-10 years of income for your spouse and children is all the insurance you need. And maybe mortgage life insurance and balance protection insurance really just protect the bank at your expense.

On budgeting and tracking expenses

Of course you don’t need a budget. You have a great handle on your finances. You pay yourself first. You’re debt-free. You live within your means.

But maybe if you spent three months tracking your spending you’d discover several hundred dollars a month worth of unaccounted for expenses in categories such as dining out, gifts, and “miscellaneous”.

On home ownership

Of course you should aspire to own your own home one day. After all, you’re just throwing your money away on rent every month. Why not build up some equity of your own? And with house prices continuing to rise, of course it’s better to get into the market now before you’re priced out forever.

RelatedOwning your home vs. renting

But maybe home ownership isn’t the panacea it’s made out to be. Maybe new expenses, such as property taxes, home maintenance, and lawn care cost more than you thought. A big-fat mortgage means you can’t afford to save for retirement, or even the odd dinner out. It turns out that maybe renting was a lot cheaper and gave you the freedom to pursue and achieve your other financial goals.

Readers: Do you have one to share? Give us your best personal finance take on, “of course … but maybe” in the comment section below.

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21 Comments

  1. Beth on August 16, 2015 at 2:54 pm

    I would laugh except these points are true for many people! I know I deserve the dig at mutual funds 🙁

    • Echo on August 16, 2015 at 11:18 pm

      @Beth – I tried to use the most common situations I could think of that apply to people across the board. I’m sure we’re all guilty of any one of these at some point in our lives.

  2. Steve on August 16, 2015 at 3:43 pm

    Right after home ownership I would add car ownership. Many people do not need two+ cars.

    • Echo on August 16, 2015 at 11:20 pm

      @Steve – Cars is a good one, too. Of course you need two vehicles. How else are you going to get to work, pick up groceries, and take junior to swim lessons? But maybe if you didn’t live 40 miles from work you could find easier access to public transit, or walk, or use a bike to get around.

  3. Dividend Wisp on August 16, 2015 at 7:01 pm

    Of course you need to order that appetizer, steak & ribs dinner with a bottle of wine at that nice new restaurant.

    But, maybe you would enjoy yourself and save a lot picking up a good cut of steak at a local butcher, buy a bottle of wine yourself and enjoy it while you light up the BBQ with some friends!

    • Echo on August 16, 2015 at 11:22 pm

      @Dividend Wisp – Ha! That’s great, and so true. The bottle of wine kills me because I know the mark-up on wine at a restaurant is like 3-4 times cost. Brutally expensive. Thanks for sharing.

  4. Debby on August 17, 2015 at 4:37 am

    New car ownership…of course you need a new car, and leased at that!

  5. Kurt on August 17, 2015 at 7:16 am

    Of course your kids deserve the absolute best and they shouldn’t have to go through the stress and turmoil you went through as you worked 3 jobs to get yourself through university… But maybe you learned a lot about hard work and dedication in those years that your kids may never get the chance to learn, and maybe, just maybe working as a greeter at WalMart until your 85 as a result of the “real education” your kids have now missed out on, just isn’t going to be all that awesome.

    • Echo on August 18, 2015 at 8:28 pm

      There has to be a middle-ground between graduating with a crushing student debt load and getting an entitled free ride.

  6. Richard on August 17, 2015 at 9:08 am

    Yeah and having children is a must have good idea but can you afford more than you can afford to feed and healthy and educated , happy is not a problem all they need is to be loved.

  7. Benjamin Felix on August 18, 2015 at 7:32 pm

    Of course you should aim to make the smartest investment choices possible, after all, you only get one investment lifetime.

    But maybe that hot stock tip from your uncle and that hedge fund with a fancy name charging you 2 and 20 aren’t as smart as they sound. Maybe trying too hard to be a smart investor is actually hurting you. And maybe the smartest thing you can do is build a boring, low-cost, well diversified portfolio and forget about it…for a year at a time.

    • Echo on August 18, 2015 at 8:33 pm

      @Benjamin – I love it!

      It’s unfortunate that when it comes to investing we see simple and boring as unsophisticated strategies for beginners. Meanwhile we feel the need to chase exotic strategies that promise excess returns, which usually means high fees and disappointed investors.

  8. Kurt on August 18, 2015 at 8:33 pm

    I think its called “get a job, have 6 roommates, save like crazy” Then go to school a few years later.. It is possible to not have to borrow much. We just have high expectations of what we’re entitled to. Chances of success are much better if you start later in life and have a clear direction and maturity on your side.

    Or become an ATC… Hardly any school, top 1% wage. (Just have to forget about the stress part…)

    • Echo on August 18, 2015 at 8:37 pm

      I agree with you on the importance of a gap year (or two). It’s not that the college lifestyle isn’t fun when you’re 18 or 19, but it doesn’t usually mix well with studying and finding your career path.

  9. Jim Wang on August 19, 2015 at 6:04 am

    This was a great bit and your examples are a little less dark than his 🙂

  10. Echo on August 19, 2015 at 7:01 am

    @Jim – thanks! I was waiting for someone to bring up one of Louis C.K.’s examples…

  11. Heather @ Simply Save on August 19, 2015 at 11:01 am

    Yes!!! It’s the tough truth…great examples!

  12. Kurt on August 19, 2015 at 11:14 am

    “…2.5 percent a year in fees over a typical investor’s lifetime means that an astounding 80% of compounding returns ends up in the hands of the manager, not the investor.” That IS astounding. That people still buy such funds illustrates the dire need for more financial education!

  13. Penny @ She Picks Up Pennies on August 19, 2015 at 12:52 pm

    This speaks to our instant-gratification, immediate-action society. We’re really good at considering the here and now, but struggle with the details or looking at the future consequences.

  14. Jason on August 19, 2015 at 5:24 pm

    Perhaps this should be put in every single freshman’s orientation packet. Now that would be fun.

  15. Ryan Conrad on September 16, 2015 at 12:23 pm

    Love your approach to his “But maybe…” jokes. 🙂 All great aspects and imporant to realize.

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